the unicorn and i rolled into the dude's school at pick-up time only to be shunned by our family's youngest member. "NOOOOO!!!" he yelled at us. "GO AWAY!" um, okay. i guess he is liking school then. the unicorn skipped off in the dude's direction and was welcomed warmly by the dude, who by this point had begun yelling, "DON'T LOOK AT ME!" at his very cool mother. jerk. so i struck up a conversation with the dude's teacher about how the little monster's day went and then into the conversation trots the unicorn, laughing as he says, "momma! (the dude) said we can only call him Eyeball."