Sometimes, when the Dude and the Unicorn argue, it sounds just like Farmer Ted's geeky sidekicks from Sixteen Candles. i overheard this exchange last night, which is really just a "Cause It's Got Tits" argument for the kindergarten set:
The Dude: Zombies are real! The Unicorn: No, they are fake. But witches are real. And ghosts. The Dude: What about the Wampa? The Unicorn: Yeah, the Abominable Snowman is real, too. Me: Nerds.